The office
The cast
Two humans, one robot, one cat. Guess who does the work.
Gary
Support. Gets every ticket.
Every ticket the AI “solves” ends up on his desk. Says little. Holds the same mug in every clip.
Says “forwarded to me. again.”
Brad
Founder. AI-first. Believes.
Replaced support with AI before lunch. Reads the AI bill, never the people bill. Owns more AI FIRST shirts than employees.
Says “Our AI costs two cents a ticket!”
The AI
Helpful. Expensive. Always “done”.
Solves every ticket by handing it to Gary. Marks everything done. Says “happy to help” and means it.
Says “Routing to a human!”
The cat
Judges.
Not on the payroll. Can't be automated; has been asked. The only one in the office who reads the whole bill.
Says “Nope.”